Gifts for Employees - Calendars for Farmers
You feed the world, work sun-up to sun-down, and somehow stay positive when weather ruins everything you've worked for.
Why This Works
Farming is gambling with weather and markets. You work harder than anyone while factors beyond your control determine your success.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Tractor cabs with personality
- Water bottles in the field
- Work trucks
- Gifts for farmers
- Personal gear
- Farm house decor
Things to Consider for Employees
- *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
- *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
- *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value
Get Calendars for Farmers
Farmer stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about weather?
- Some are. Mother Nature has opinions.
- Do you cover different farm types?
- Crops, dairy, specialty - building content.
- Are these appropriate for ag shows?
- Absolutely. Wear your farm pride.
- Can hobby farmers enjoy these?
- Anyone who works land will relate.