Gifts for Employees - Calendars for Doctors
You went to school forever, carry everyone's problems, and somehow still get Googled by patients who think WebMD knows better.
Why This Works
Doctors carry impossible weight - life and death decisions, insurance nightmares, and patients who lie about their symptoms. The white coat doesn't come with a cape, but it should.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Stethoscopes that need personality
- Water bottles in the break room
- Laptops full of charts
- Gifts for medical school survivors
- Office walls with humor
- Locker room entertainment
Things to Consider for Employees
- *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
- *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
- *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value
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Doctor sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about patients?
- Some reference the doctor-patient dynamic. All in good fun.
- Do you cover different specialties?
- Building collections for different medical specialties.
- Are these appropriate for the office?
- Some are patient-friendly, some are break room only.
- Can residents enjoy these?
- Especially residents. You need the humor most.