Gifts for Employees - Calendars for Dispatchers
You're the calm voice in chaos. The one who keeps responders alive with information while managing callers who can't tell you where they are.
Why This Works
Dispatch is the most stressful job no one sees. You hear everything but see nothing. Make life-or-death decisions with incomplete information. And rarely get the recognition you deserve.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Headset stations with style
- Water bottles that survive 12s
- Console area personalization
- Gifts for dispatch academy grads
- Badge reels with attitude
- Break room lockers
Things to Consider for Employees
- *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
- *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
- *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Do you understand dispatch?
- Yes. We know you're not 'just answering phones.'
- Are these about difficult callers?
- Some are. The ones who call 911 for non-emergencies will be referenced.
- Do you cover police, fire, and EMS dispatch?
- We cover all disciplines. Combined and separate centers.
- Can field responders enjoy these?
- Anyone who's keyed up a radio will appreciate these.