Gifts for Coworkers - Calendars for Window Cleaners
You clean windows at heights that terrify most people, deal with weather that ruins your work, and somehow leave everything streak-free.
Why This Works
Window cleaning is precision work with serious heights. You see views others only dream of while making glass disappear.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Equipment bags with personality
- Water bottles on site
- Work vehicles
- Gifts for window cleaners
- Personal gear
- Break room entertainment
Things to Consider for Coworkers
- *Remember: anything you give might end up on their desk where your boss can see it
- *Avoid inside jokes that require explanation—if HR asks, you want plausible deniability
- *Consider their desk real estate—not everyone has room for a novelty item collection
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about heights?
- Some are. The view up there is something else.
- Do you cover residential and commercial?
- Both. Different heights, same squeegee pride.
- Are these site appropriate?
- Personal items. Safety gear stays professional.
- Can pressure washers enjoy these?
- Lots of overlap. Exterior cleaning solidarity.