Gifts for Clients - Calendars for Property Managers
You fix everyone's problems, collect rent from people who don't want to pay, and somehow balance tenant needs with owner expectations.
Why This Works
Property management is being blamed from all directions. Tenants hate you, owners question you, and toilets break at 2am.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Office decor with personality
- Water bottles at properties
- Work bags with flair
- Gifts for PMs
- Car dashboards
- Personal gear
Things to Consider for Clients
- *Check their company's gift policy—many have strict limits ($50-100 is common)
- *Avoid anything that requires them to disclose receiving it to their compliance team
- *Multiple stakeholders? Equal gifts or nothing—don't pick favorites in their org
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about difficult tenants?
- Some reference the challenges. All in good fun.
- Do you cover residential and commercial?
- Both. Different properties, similar headaches.
- Are these appropriate for the office?
- Some are, some are staff-only.
- Can maintenance staff enjoy these?
- Lots of overlap. Property team solidarity.