Gifts for Clients - Calendars for Judges
You make decisions that change lives, listen to arguments you've heard a thousand times, and somehow maintain patience when attorneys waste your time.
Why This Works
Judges carry immense responsibility while dealing with the legal profession's worst habits. The robe comes with pressure few understand.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Chambers decor with personality
- Water bottles at the bench
- Personal items with flair
- Gifts for judges
- Home office setups
- Break room entertainment
Things to Consider for Clients
- *Check their company's gift policy—many have strict limits ($50-100 is common)
- *Avoid anything that requires them to disclose receiving it to their compliance team
- *Multiple stakeholders? Equal gifts or nothing—don't pick favorites in their org
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about attorneys?
- Some reference attorney behavior. All in good fun.
- Do you cover different courts?
- Building collections for different court types.
- Are these appropriate for chambers?
- Some are. Some are home-only.
- Can court staff enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Everyone in the courthouse will relate.