Gifts for Clients - Calendars for Janitors
You clean what others won't acknowledge, work when buildings are empty, and somehow maintain invisible spaces people take for granted.
Why This Works
Janitorial work is essential and invisible. You see what people do when they think nobody's watching and clean it anyway.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Supply carts with personality
- Water bottles on rounds
- Locker decor
- Gifts for janitors
- Personal gear
- Break room entertainment
Things to Consider for Clients
- *Check their company's gift policy—many have strict limits ($50-100 is common)
- *Avoid anything that requires them to disclose receiving it to their compliance team
- *Multiple stakeholders? Equal gifts or nothing—don't pick favorites in their org
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about messes?
- Some are. We've seen things.
- Do you cover different buildings?
- Office, school, hospital - building content.
- Are these cart appropriate?
- Personal expression on personal items.
- Can custodians enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Cleaning professional solidarity.