Raunchy Tote Bags for Copywriters

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy tote bags for the copywriters in your life.

Why Raunchy Tote Bags for Copywriters

Copywriting is invisible craftsmanship. Great copy looks easy because you made it that way through dozens of rewrites.

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Fair Warning

  • !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
  • !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
  • !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
  • !Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

  • +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
  • +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
  • +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
  • +Machine washable for when life gets messy

Perfect For

  • Daily commutes that need entertainment
  • Grocery runs after work because you're already out
  • Gym bags for stress relief sessions
  • Laptops full of drafts
  • Water bottles at the desk
  • Office decor

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Frequently Asked Questions

How big are the tote bags?
15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
What material are they?
Heavy-duty 12oz canvas. These aren't flimsy grocery store bags - they're built to carry your stuff through whatever your commute throws at you.
Are these about bad briefs?
Some are. 'Make it viral' gets mentioned.
Do you cover different copy types?
Brand, UX, direct response - building content.
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