Raunchy Tote Bags for Barbers

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy tote bags for the barbers in your life.

Why Raunchy Tote Bags for Barbers

Barbering is craft meets community. Your chair is a confessional, a comedy club, and a therapy session all at once.

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Fair Warning

  • !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
  • !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
  • !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
  • !Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

  • +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
  • +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
  • +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
  • +Machine washable for when life gets messy

Perfect For

  • Daily commutes that need entertainment
  • Grocery runs after work because you're already out
  • Gym bags for stress relief sessions
  • Station mirrors with personality
  • Water bottles at work
  • Barber capes with flair

Get First Access

Barber stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

How big are the tote bags?
15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
What material are they?
Heavy-duty 12oz canvas. These aren't flimsy grocery store bags - they're built to carry your stuff through whatever your commute throws at you.
Are these about picky clients?
Some reference the 'just a little more off' struggle.
Do you cover different shop vibes?
Traditional, modern, specialty - building content.
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