Raunchy Stickers for Sysadmins
HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy stickers for the sysadmins in your life.
Why Raunchy Stickers for Sysadmins
Sysadmin life is invisible when you're succeeding and blamed when anything fails. You're on-call for problems you didn't create. These stickers get the ops life.
Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.
Fair Warning
- !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
- !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
- !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
- !Could definitely get you talked to by management
What You Get
- +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Perfect For
- Water bottles that need to make a statement
- Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
- Toolboxes that tell it like it is
- Laptops with personality
- Server room entertainment
- Water bottles at the desk
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Browse Office-Appropriate StickersFrequently Asked Questions
- Are these stickers actually waterproof?
- Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
- Will these get me fired?
- Depends on your HR department and your placement strategy. We rate our stickers so you know which ones are break room only. Use discretion. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.
- Are these about users?
- Some reference the sysadmin-user dynamic. All in good fun.
- Do you cover different specialties?
- Linux, Windows, cloud, network - building collections.