Raunchy Mousepads for Teachers

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy mousepads for the teachers in your life.

Why Raunchy Mousepads for Teachers

Teaching is everything at once for not enough money. You're changing lives while buying your own supplies. These stickers honor the real work.

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Fair Warning

  • !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
  • !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
  • !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
  • !Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

  • +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • +Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
  • Home offices where you control the vibe
  • Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide
  • Teacher mugs with attitude
  • Laptops full of lesson plans
  • Water bottles that survive

Get First Access

Teacher stickers in development. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What size are the mousepads?
Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
Can I wash it?
Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
Are these about students?
Some reference the challenges. Nothing mean - we love kids.
Do you cover different grade levels?
Elementary, middle, high school - building collections for each.
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