Raunchy Mousepads for Professors
HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy mousepads for the professors in your life.
Why Raunchy Mousepads for Professors
Academic life is pressure from every direction. Publish or perish, student evaluations, committee work, and the myth of the easy professor life. These stickers get it.
Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.
Fair Warning
- !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
- !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
- !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
- !Could definitely get you talked to by management
What You Get
- +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- +Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
- Home offices where you control the vibe
- Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide
- Office doors with personality
- Laptops full of research
- Water bottles in lectures
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Browse Office-Appropriate MousepadsFrequently Asked Questions
- What size are the mousepads?
- Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
- Can I wash it?
- Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
- Are these about students?
- Some reference the professor-student dynamic. Nothing mean.
- Do you cover different disciplines?
- Building collections for different academic fields.