Raunchy Mousepads for Pool Cleaners

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy mousepads for the pool cleaners in your life.

Why Raunchy Mousepads for Pool Cleaners

Pool cleaning is chemistry meets customer service. You turn swamp water into swimming pools and handle owners who don't maintain anything.

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Fair Warning

  • !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
  • !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
  • !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
  • !Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

  • +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • +Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
  • Home offices where you control the vibe
  • Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide
  • Work trucks with personality
  • Water bottles on routes
  • Equipment storage

Get First Access

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Frequently Asked Questions

What size are the mousepads?
Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
Can I wash it?
Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
Are these about green pools?
Some are. The rescue jobs deserve recognition.
Do you cover service and repair?
Both. Different skills, same pool life.
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