Raunchy Desk Plates for Pool Cleaners
HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy desk plates for the pool cleaners in your life.
Why Raunchy Desk Plates for Pool Cleaners
Pool cleaning is chemistry meets customer service. You turn swamp water into swimming pools and handle owners who don't maintain anything.
Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.
Fair Warning
- !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
- !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
- !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
- !Could definitely get you talked to by management
What You Get
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Reception areas with a sense of humor
- Work trucks with personality
- Water bottles on routes
- Equipment storage
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Browse Office-Appropriate Desk PlatesFrequently Asked Questions
- What are the desk plates made of?
- Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
- What sizes are available?
- Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
- Are these about green pools?
- Some are. The rescue jobs deserve recognition.
- Do you cover service and repair?
- Both. Different skills, same pool life.