Raunchy Mousepads for Medical Assistants

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy mousepads for the medical assistants in your life.

Why Raunchy Mousepads for Medical Assistants

MAs are the Swiss Army knife of healthcare. You do everything and rarely get credit. The clinic would fall apart without you.

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Fair Warning

  • !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
  • !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
  • !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
  • !Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

  • +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • +Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
  • Home offices where you control the vibe
  • Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide
  • Scrub pockets with flair
  • Water bottles at the clinic
  • Badge reels with personality

Get First Access

Medical assistant stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What size are the mousepads?
Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
Can I wash it?
Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
Do you understand what MAs actually do?
Yes. Everything. You do everything.
Are these clinic appropriate?
Some are patient-friendly, some are staff-only.
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