Raunchy Mousepads for Line Cooks
HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy mousepads for the line cooks in your life.
Why Raunchy Mousepads for Line Cooks
Line cooking is the backbone of every restaurant. You're underpaid, overheated, and somehow still proud of every plate.
Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.
Fair Warning
- !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
- !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
- !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
- !Could definitely get you talked to by management
What You Get
- +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- +Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
- Home offices where you control the vibe
- Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide
- Knife rolls with personality
- Water bottles in the kitchen
- Locker decor
Get First Access
Line cook stickers in development. Join the list.
Need Something More Work-Safe?
Check out our SFW mousepads for line cooks.
Browse Office-Appropriate MousepadsFrequently Asked Questions
- What size are the mousepads?
- Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
- Can I wash it?
- Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
- Are these about the rush?
- Some are. Friday night service gets its due.
- Do you cover different stations?
- Grill, sauté, fry - building content for each.