Raunchy Mousepads for Bakers
HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy mousepads for the bakers in your life.
Why Raunchy Mousepads for Bakers
Baking is precision meets creativity at unreasonable hours. You're up before everyone to make sure their day starts sweet.
Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.
Fair Warning
- !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
- !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
- !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
- !Could definitely get you talked to by management
What You Get
- +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- +Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
- Home offices where you control the vibe
- Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide
- Aprons with personality
- Water bottles at work
- Kitchen decor
Get First Access
Baker stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Browse Office-Appropriate MousepadsFrequently Asked Questions
- What size are the mousepads?
- Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
- Can I wash it?
- Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
- Are these about early mornings?
- Some are. 4am alarm clocks deserve recognition.
- Do you cover different baking types?
- Bread, pastry, cake - building content.