Raunchy Calendars for Paramedics
HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy calendars for the paramedics in your life.
Why Raunchy Calendars for Paramedics
Paramedic work is medicine in the most chaotic environment possible. You're making critical decisions with limited info and zero backup. These stickers honor that reality.
Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.
Fair Warning
- !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
- !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
- !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
- !Could definitely get you talked to by management
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- Drug bags that need labeling with style
- Water bottles for post-call hydration
- Gear lockers at the station
Get First Access
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Browse Office-Appropriate CalendarsFrequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Do these make fun of EMTs?
- No gatekeeping here. We respect the whole EMS chain.
- Are these stickers durable enough for gear?
- Waterproof, scratch-resistant, and built for the field.