Raunchy Calendars for Painters
HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy calendars for the painters in your life.
Why Raunchy Calendars for Painters
Painting is precision work that looks easy until you try it. You create clean lines and handle customers who can't decide on colors.
Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.
Fair Warning
- !Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
- !Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
- !May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
- !Could definitely get you talked to by management
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- Work clothes with personality
- Water bottles on site
- Work vans
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Browse Office-Appropriate CalendarsFrequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about color changes?
- Some are. The mid-job change gets mentioned.
- Do you cover residential and commercial?
- Both. Different scales, same precision.