Funny Tote Bags for Professors
You teach, research, publish, advise, serve on committees, and somehow find time to have office hours no one attends.
Why We Get It
Academic life is pressure from every direction. Publish or perish, student evaluations, committee work, and the myth of the easy professor life. These stickers get it.
Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.
Tote Bags Features
- +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
- +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
- +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
- +Machine washable for when life gets messy
Perfect For
- Office doors with personality
- Laptops full of research
- Water bottles in lectures
- Gifts for academics
- Conference badges with flair
- Office setups
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about students?
- Some reference the professor-student dynamic. Nothing mean.
- Do you cover different disciplines?
- Building collections for different academic fields.
- Are these adjunct-inclusive?
- Yes. Adjunct life gets its own recognition.
- Can I suggest discipline-specific jokes?
- Please do. STEM and humanities have different struggles.