Funny Coasters for Professors

You teach, research, publish, advise, serve on committees, and somehow find time to have office hours no one attends.

Why We Get It

Academic life is pressure from every direction. Publish or perish, student evaluations, committee work, and the myth of the easy professor life. These stickers get it.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

Coasters Features

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Office doors with personality
  • Laptops full of research
  • Water bottles in lectures
  • Gifts for academics
  • Conference badges with flair
  • Office setups

Coasters for Professors Coming Soon

Professor stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about students?
Some reference the professor-student dynamic. Nothing mean.
Do you cover different disciplines?
Building collections for different academic fields.
Are these adjunct-inclusive?
Yes. Adjunct life gets its own recognition.
Can I suggest discipline-specific jokes?
Please do. STEM and humanities have different struggles.