Funny Tote Bags for Appraisers
You determine what things are worth, resist pressure to hit numbers, and somehow explain why the Zestimate is wrong.
Why We Get It
Appraisers are the independent voice in real estate deals. Everyone wants you to hit their number, and you have to stay objective.
Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.
Tote Bags Features
- +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
- +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
- +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
- +Machine washable for when life gets messy
Perfect For
- Laptops with personality
- Water bottles on inspections
- Work bags with flair
- Gifts for appraisers
- Office decor
- Personal gear
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about hitting the number?
- Some reference the pressure. We stay independent.
- Do you cover residential and commercial?
- Both. Different properties, same objectivity.
- Are these appropriate for reports?
- Personal items only. Keep reports professional.
- Can trainees enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Appraiser solidarity.