Funny Desk Plates for Appraisers
You determine what things are worth, resist pressure to hit numbers, and somehow explain why the Zestimate is wrong.
Why We Get It
Appraisers are the independent voice in real estate deals. Everyone wants you to hit their number, and you have to stay objective.
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
Desk Plates Features
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Laptops with personality
- Water bottles on inspections
- Work bags with flair
- Gifts for appraisers
- Office decor
- Personal gear
Desk Plates for Appraisers Coming Soon
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about hitting the number?
- Some reference the pressure. We stay independent.
- Do you cover residential and commercial?
- Both. Different properties, same objectivity.
- Are these appropriate for reports?
- Personal items only. Keep reports professional.
- Can trainees enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Appraiser solidarity.