Funny Desk Plates for Window Cleaners

You clean windows at heights that terrify most people, deal with weather that ruins your work, and somehow leave everything streak-free.

Why We Get It

Window cleaning is precision work with serious heights. You see views others only dream of while making glass disappear.

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

Desk Plates Features

  • +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
  • +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
  • +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
  • +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Perfect For

  • Equipment bags with personality
  • Water bottles on site
  • Work vehicles
  • Gifts for window cleaners
  • Personal gear
  • Break room entertainment

Desk Plates for Window Cleaners Coming Soon

Window cleaner stickers in development. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about heights?
Some are. The view up there is something else.
Do you cover residential and commercial?
Both. Different heights, same squeegee pride.
Are these site appropriate?
Personal items. Safety gear stays professional.
Can pressure washers enjoy these?
Lots of overlap. Exterior cleaning solidarity.