Funny Desk Plates for Janitors

You clean what others won't acknowledge, work when buildings are empty, and somehow maintain invisible spaces people take for granted.

Why We Get It

Janitorial work is essential and invisible. You see what people do when they think nobody's watching and clean it anyway.

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

Desk Plates Features

  • +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
  • +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
  • +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
  • +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Perfect For

  • Supply carts with personality
  • Water bottles on rounds
  • Locker decor
  • Gifts for janitors
  • Personal gear
  • Break room entertainment

Desk Plates for Janitors Coming Soon

Janitor stickers in development. Join the list.

Desk Plates for Related Professions

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about messes?
Some are. We've seen things.
Do you cover different buildings?
Office, school, hospital - building content.
Are these cart appropriate?
Personal expression on personal items.
Can custodians enjoy these?
Absolutely. Cleaning professional solidarity.