Funny Desk Plates for Sommeliers
You know wine better than most people know themselves, guide guests through intimidating lists, and somehow don't roll your eyes when they order 'the house red.'
Why We Get It
Sommelier work is expertise meets hospitality. You make wine accessible while fighting the pretentious stereotype.
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
Desk Plates Features
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Wine accessories with personality
- Water bottles (ironic)
- Locker decor
- Gifts for somms
- Personal gear
- Wine cellar entertainment
Desk Plates for Sommeliers Coming Soon
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these pretentious?
- No. These are for somms who don't take themselves too seriously.
- Do you cover different wine service levels?
- Fine dining, casual, retail - building content.
- Are these floor appropriate?
- Some are guest-friendly, some are staff-only.
- Can wine enthusiasts enjoy these?
- Anyone who loves wine will relate.