Funny Desk Plates for Line Cooks
You work in the heat, burn yourself daily, and somehow keep tickets moving when everything comes in at once.
Why We Get It
Line cooking is the backbone of every restaurant. You're underpaid, overheated, and somehow still proud of every plate.
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
Desk Plates Features
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Knife rolls with personality
- Water bottles in the kitchen
- Locker decor
- Gifts for line cooks
- Personal gear
- Home kitchen setups
Desk Plates for Line Cooks Coming Soon
Line cook stickers in development. Join the list.
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about the rush?
- Some are. Friday night service gets its due.
- Do you cover different stations?
- Grill, sauté, fry - building content for each.
- Are these kitchen appropriate?
- BOH is pretty open. Some might be locker only.
- Can dishwashers enjoy these?
- Kitchen solidarity across all positions.