Funny Coasters for Security Guards
You protect property and people, deal with folks who don't want to follow rules, and somehow stay alert through long quiet shifts.
Why We Get It
Security work is vigilance punctuated by chaos. You're essential but often invisible until something goes wrong.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
Coasters Features
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Work bags with personality
- Water bottles on post
- Locker decor
- Gifts for guards
- Personal gear
- Break room entertainment
Coasters for Security Guards Coming Soon
Security guard stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about long shifts?
- Some are. The boredom-to-chaos ratio is real.
- Do you cover different security types?
- Corporate, retail, event - building content.
- Are these uniform appropriate?
- Personal items only. Stay professional on duty.
- Can supervisors enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Security team solidarity.