Funny Calendars for Train Conductors
You keep trains moving, deal with passengers who don't have tickets, and somehow maintain schedule despite everything.
Why We Get It
Train conducting is passenger management meets schedule adherence. You're responsible for hundreds of people and miles of track.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Calendars Features
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Work bags with personality
- Water bottles on shift
- Locker decor
- Gifts for conductors
- Personal gear
- Break room entertainment
Calendars for Train Conductors Coming Soon
Train conductor stickers in development. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about delays?
- Some reference the challenges. All in good fun.
- Do you cover different rail types?
- Commuter, freight, Amtrak - building content.
- Are these work appropriate?
- Personal items only. Keep it professional on the train.
- Can engineers enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Rail crew solidarity.