Funny Calendars for Bus Drivers

You drive a vehicle full of chaos, keep kids safe, and somehow maintain your cool when they won't stay seated.

Why We Get It

Bus driving is parenting 40 kids at once while operating a large vehicle. You're trusted with the most precious cargo. These stickers honor that responsibility.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

Calendars Features

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Driver area personality
  • Water bottles on route
  • Personal gear with attitude
  • Gifts for bus drivers
  • Break room lockers
  • Personal vehicles

Calendars for Bus Drivers Coming Soon

Bus driver stickers in development. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about difficult students?
Some reference the challenges. All in good fun.
Do you cover different routes?
Regular routes, field trips, sports - building content for all.
Are these bus-visible?
Some are student-appropriate, some are driver-only.
Can non-school bus drivers enjoy these?
Some overlap with transit drivers. We see all drivers.