Funny Calendars for Search and Rescue
You go where others got lost. Search in conditions that would stop anyone else. And somehow find people who don't want to be found or couldn't find themselves.
Why We Get It
SAR is a special breed. Volunteer hours, brutal conditions, and outcomes that range from miraculous to heartbreaking. You do it anyway because someone has to.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Calendars Features
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Packs and gear bags
- Water bottles for the field
- Vehicles with personality
- Gifts for SAR team members
- Training gear and supplies
- Base camp entertainment
Calendars for Search and Rescue Coming Soon
SAR stickers in the works. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Do you cover different SAR disciplines?
- Mountain, wilderness, water, K9 - we're building collections for all of them.
- Are these about unprepared hikers?
- Some are. Cotton kills, and so does overconfidence.
- Do you have K9 handler stickers?
- Yes. The dog handlers get their own section.
- Are these volunteer-friendly pricing?
- We know SAR is often volunteer. We're working on team pricing.