Funny Calendars for Firefighters
You run into buildings everyone else is running out of. Then go back to the station and argue about dinner. That's the life.
Why We Get It
Fire service is brotherhood, boredom, and chaos all mixed together. You train constantly for moments you hope never come, then handle them when they do. These stickers get that duality.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Calendars Features
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Helmets that need personality
- Water bottles at the station
- Locker room entertainment
- Gifts for probie graduates
- Personal gear and vehicles
- Station kitchen decor
Calendars for Firefighters Coming Soon
Firefighter stickers in the works. Drop your email for early access.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about other departments?
- We keep it friendly. Inter-department rivalry stays playful.
- Do you have EMS jokes for fire-based EMS?
- Yes. We know many firefighters also run medical calls.
- Are these helmet-safe?
- They're durable but check your department's regulations on helmet modifications.
- Can vollies enjoy these too?
- Absolutely. Career, volunteer, combination - fire service is fire service.