Funny Calendars for Personal Trainers

You motivate people who quit by February, count reps for people who lie about their sets, and somehow stay energetic at 5am.

Why We Get It

Personal training is being a cheerleader, therapist, and drill sergeant. You care about progress people don't always see.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

Calendars Features

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Gym bags with personality
  • Water bottles everywhere
  • Clipboard decor
  • Gifts for trainers
  • Locker setups
  • Personal gear

Calendars for Personal Trainers Coming Soon

Personal trainer stickers in development. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about difficult clients?
Some reference the challenges. All in support of progress.
Do you cover different training styles?
Strength, HIIT, functional - building content.
Are these gym floor appropriate?
Some are client-visible, some are staff-only.
Can fitness enthusiasts enjoy these?
Anyone who works out will relate.