Funny Calendars for Gym Staff
You clean equipment nobody wipes, re-rack weights nobody puts back, and somehow stay positive when the New Year crowd arrives.
Why We Get It
Gym staff see everything - the good, the bad, and the sweaty. You keep the place running while witnessing gym fails daily.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Calendars Features
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Staff shirts with personality
- Water bottles at work
- Break room decor
- Gifts for gym staff
- Personal gear
- Locker setups
Calendars for Gym Staff Coming Soon
Gym staff stickers in development. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about gym fails?
- Some are. We've seen things.
- Do you cover different gym types?
- Big box, boutique, 24-hour - building content.
- Are these member-visible?
- Some are, some are staff-only.
- Can managers enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Gym team solidarity.