Funny Calendars for Locksmiths
You solve problems at 3am, help people locked out of their lives, and somehow stay professional when they're embarrassed and frustrated.
Why We Get It
Locksmithing is trusted service at people's worst moments. You're the hero who shows up when keys don't cooperate.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Calendars Features
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Work vans with personality
- Tool bags
- Water bottles on calls
- Gifts for locksmiths
- Personal gear
- Shop decor
Calendars for Locksmiths Coming Soon
Locksmith stickers in development. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about late night calls?
- Some are. 3am lockouts are real.
- Do you cover different locksmith types?
- Residential, commercial, automotive - building content.
- Are these customer appropriate?
- Some are, some are shop-only.
- Can security professionals enjoy these?
- Lots of overlap. Access control solidarity.