Funny Calendars for Insurance Agents

You sell protection nobody wants to think about, explain coverage nobody reads, and somehow stay positive when rates go up again.

Why We Get It

Insurance sales is selling the invisible. You're there when bad things happen and blamed when coverage doesn't work like magic.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

Calendars Features

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Office decor with personality
  • Water bottles at work
  • Car dashboards for visits
  • Gifts for agents
  • Client meeting spaces
  • Personal gear

Calendars for Insurance Agents Coming Soon

Insurance agent stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about difficult claims?
Some reference the process. All in good fun.
Do you cover different insurance types?
Life, P&C, health - building collections.
Are these client appropriate?
Some are, some are office-only.
Can adjusters enjoy these?
Different role, some overlap. Building content.