Funny Calendars for Bankers
You manage other people's money, hit impossible sales targets, and somehow explain compound interest to people who don't want to hear it.
Why We Get It
Banking is sales disguised as service. You balance customer needs with corporate goals while compliance watches your every move.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Calendars Features
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Desk decor with personality
- Water bottles at work
- Laptops with flair
- Gifts for bankers
- Office supplies
- Personal gear
Calendars for Bankers Coming Soon
Banker stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about sales targets?
- Some are. We know the pressure.
- Do you cover different bank roles?
- Tellers, personal bankers, managers - building content.
- Are these branch appropriate?
- Some are customer-facing safe, some are break room only.
- Can credit union workers enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Same work, different charter.