Teacher Appreciation Gifts Calendars for Bankers
Underpaid. Undervalued. Definitely undersupplied. They deserve better than another apple mug. The perfect calendars for the bankers in your life.
Why Calendars for Bankers
Banking is sales disguised as service. You balance customer needs with corporate goals while compliance watches your every move.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Teacher Appreciation Gifts
Teachers spend their own money on supplies, manage 25+ personalities at once, and somehow teach the next generation while dealing with budget cuts and endless standardized tests. They've seen kids eat glue, mediated playground drama, and stayed late to help struggling students. Teacher Appreciation Week (first full week of May) is our chance to acknowledge that these people are doing impossible work for not nearly enough recognition or compensation. Skip the generic stuff—they've seen enough apple-themed gifts to last a lifetime.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Gift Ideas
- +A 'Thanks for Not Losing Your Mind' certificate
- +Coffee/wine/whatever gets them through grading
- +Self-care items for after-school recovery
- +A 'No, YOUR Child' stress ball
- +Gift cards because they'll just spend cash on classroom supplies anyway
Perfect For
- Your kid's teacher who goes above and beyond
- The teacher friend who texts you horror stories
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Desk decor with personality
- Water bottles at work
Get First Access
Banker stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- When is Teacher Appreciation Week?
- The first full week of May, with Teacher Appreciation Day falling on the Tuesday. Don't sleep on this one—teachers notice who remembers and who doesn't.
- What gifts do teachers actually want?
- Gift cards (seriously), anything for self-care, quality coffee/wine, and things they can actually use. They have enough mugs and apple paperweights to last three lifetimes.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Are these about sales targets?
- Some are. We know the pressure.