Teacher Appreciation Gifts Calendars
Underpaid. Undervalued. Definitely undersupplied. They deserve better than another apple mug. Find the perfect calendars to mark the moment.
Why Calendars for Teacher Appreciation Gifts
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Teachers spend their own money on supplies, manage 25+ personalities at once, and somehow teach the next generation while dealing with budget cuts and endless standardized tests. They've seen kids eat glue, mediated playground drama, and stayed late to help struggling students. Teacher Appreciation Week (first full week of May) is our chance to acknowledge that these people are doing impossible work for not nearly enough recognition or compensation. Skip the generic stuff—they've seen enough apple-themed gifts to last a lifetime.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Gift Ideas
- +A 'Thanks for Not Losing Your Mind' certificate
- +Coffee/wine/whatever gets them through grading
- +Self-care items for after-school recovery
- +A 'No, YOUR Child' stress ball
- +Gift cards because they'll just spend cash on classroom supplies anyway
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Get Teacher Appreciation gifts that actually appreciate teachers. Next year's calendar is in the works. Get on the list to be first in line for 365 days of relatable misery.
Perfect For
- Your kid's teacher who goes above and beyond
- The teacher friend who texts you horror stories
- Educators dealing with impossible circumstances
- Anyone who chose to teach despite... everything
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- White elephant gifts that people actually want
Frequently Asked Questions
- When is Teacher Appreciation Week?
- The first full week of May, with Teacher Appreciation Day falling on the Tuesday. Don't sleep on this one—teachers notice who remembers and who doesn't.
- What gifts do teachers actually want?
- Gift cards (seriously), anything for self-care, quality coffee/wine, and things they can actually use. They have enough mugs and apple paperweights to last three lifetimes.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.