New Job Gifts Calendars for Nail Techs

Fresh start. New badge. Same existential dread but in a different building. The perfect calendars for the nail techs in your life.

Why Calendars for Nail Techs

Nail tech work is precision art while clients tell you their life stories. You make hands beautiful while hearing everything.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About New Job Gifts

Starting a new job is equal parts exciting and terrifying. They've got new names to remember, a new coffee machine to figure out, and approximately 47 logins to set up. While everyone else is giving them generic 'good luck!' vibes, you can give them something that acknowledges the beautiful disaster of week one. Because nothing says 'I believe in you' like a gift that also says 'this is going to be chaos.'

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Gift Ideas

  • +A survival kit for corporate onboarding
  • +A notebook labeled 'Things No One Will Tell Me'
  • +Premium snacks for inevitable desk lunches
  • +A 'New Job Who Dis' coffee mug
  • +A tiny plant that's hard to kill (like them)

Perfect For

  • The friend starting fresh somewhere new
  • The recent grad entering the workforce
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Station decor with personality
  • Water bottles at work

Get First Access

Nail tech stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

When should I give a new job gift?
Before their first day or during week one. After that, the 'new job' energy fades and it gets weird. Strike while the anxiety is fresh.
What's a good new job gift under $25?
Anything that makes their desk feel less sterile or gets them through afternoon slumps. Think: quality snacks, a funny mug, or a desk toy that won't get them fired.
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Are these about Pinterest requests?
Some are. The 3D nail art requests get mentioned.