Boss's Day Gifts Coasters for Bankers
October 16th. The day we acknowledge that some managers are actually human. The perfect coasters for the bankers in your life.
Why Coasters for Bankers
Banking is sales disguised as service. You balance customer needs with corporate goals while compliance watches your every move.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
About Boss's Day Gifts
Look, not all bosses deserve gifts. But some of them? Some of them actually go to bat for you, approve your PTO without guilt trips, and shield you from the chaos above. Those bosses deserve recognition on Boss's Day—and not the generic 'World's Best Boss' mug that means nothing. A good Boss's Day gift says 'I see you trying, and I appreciate it' without being weird about the power dynamic.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Gift Ideas
- +A 'Best Boss (By Default)' trophy
- +Premium coffee to fuel their endless meetings
- +A stress ball collection for obvious reasons
- +A 'Voted Least Likely to Micromanage' certificate
- +Something that acknowledges they're a person, not just a title
Perfect For
- The manager who actually has your back
- The boss who approves PTO without drama
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Desk decor with personality
- Water bottles at work
Get First Access
Banker stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Do I have to get my boss a gift for Boss's Day?
- Absolutely not. Boss's Day is optional, and honestly, a lot of bosses don't expect anything. Only do it if you genuinely want to—forced appreciation is worse than no appreciation.
- What if my boss is terrible?
- Then skip it entirely. There's no rule that says you have to celebrate bad management. Save your money and your energy for plotting your escape.
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Are these about sales targets?
- Some are. We know the pressure.