Boss's Day Gifts Calendars for Bankers
October 16th. The day we acknowledge that some managers are actually human. The perfect calendars for the bankers in your life.
Why Calendars for Bankers
Banking is sales disguised as service. You balance customer needs with corporate goals while compliance watches your every move.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Boss's Day Gifts
Look, not all bosses deserve gifts. But some of them? Some of them actually go to bat for you, approve your PTO without guilt trips, and shield you from the chaos above. Those bosses deserve recognition on Boss's Day—and not the generic 'World's Best Boss' mug that means nothing. A good Boss's Day gift says 'I see you trying, and I appreciate it' without being weird about the power dynamic.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Gift Ideas
- +A 'Best Boss (By Default)' trophy
- +Premium coffee to fuel their endless meetings
- +A stress ball collection for obvious reasons
- +A 'Voted Least Likely to Micromanage' certificate
- +Something that acknowledges they're a person, not just a title
Perfect For
- The manager who actually has your back
- The boss who approves PTO without drama
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Desk decor with personality
- Water bottles at work
Get First Access
Banker stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Do I have to get my boss a gift for Boss's Day?
- Absolutely not. Boss's Day is optional, and honestly, a lot of bosses don't expect anything. Only do it if you genuinely want to—forced appreciation is worse than no appreciation.
- What if my boss is terrible?
- Then skip it entirely. There's no rule that says you have to celebrate bad management. Save your money and your energy for plotting your escape.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Are these about sales targets?
- Some are. We know the pressure.