Administrative Professionals Day Gifts Calendars for Account Executives
Without them, everything falls apart. And they know where all the bodies are buried. The perfect calendars for the account executives in your life.
Why Calendars for Account Executives
Enterprise sales is chess with quarterly deadlines. You build relationships, navigate politics, and somehow predict the unpredictable.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Administrative Professionals Day Gifts
Administrative professionals are the unsung heroes of every workplace. They know everyone's schedules, remember everyone's allergies, fix everyone's printer jams, and somehow keep the entire operation from imploding. They've seen things. They know secrets. They have dirt on everyone. Administrative Professionals Day is your chance to acknowledge that these people are holding the fabric of reality together with scheduling software and sheer willpower.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Gift Ideas
- +A 'Because I Said So' nameplate for their desk
- +Premium treats they don't have to share with anyone
- +A 'Chief Everything Officer' title card
- +Noise-canceling headphones for when everyone needs something at once
- +A gift that acknowledges they're basically running the place
Perfect For
- Executive assistants who manage the impossible
- Office managers who keep everything functioning
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Laptops with personality
- Water bottles at meetings
Get First Access
Account executive stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- When is Administrative Professionals Day?
- It's the Wednesday of the last full week of April. Mark your calendar because forgetting this one will haunt you. These people have long memories.
- What's a good gift for an admin professional?
- Something indulgent they wouldn't buy for themselves. They spend all day taking care of everyone else's needs—give them something that's purely for their own enjoyment.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Are these about long sales cycles?
- Some are. We know the 18-month deal pain.