Administrative Professionals Day Gifts Calendars
Without them, everything falls apart. And they know where all the bodies are buried. Find the perfect calendars to mark the moment.
Why Calendars for Administrative Professionals Day Gifts
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Administrative professionals are the unsung heroes of every workplace. They know everyone's schedules, remember everyone's allergies, fix everyone's printer jams, and somehow keep the entire operation from imploding. They've seen things. They know secrets. They have dirt on everyone. Administrative Professionals Day is your chance to acknowledge that these people are holding the fabric of reality together with scheduling software and sheer willpower.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Gift Ideas
- +A 'Because I Said So' nameplate for their desk
- +Premium treats they don't have to share with anyone
- +A 'Chief Everything Officer' title card
- +Noise-canceling headphones for when everyone needs something at once
- +A gift that acknowledges they're basically running the place
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Get gifts for the people who actually run your office. Next year's calendar is in the works. Get on the list to be first in line for 365 days of relatable misery.
Perfect For
- Executive assistants who manage the impossible
- Office managers who keep everything functioning
- Receptionists who handle everyone's chaos
- Anyone whose job title undersells what they actually do
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- White elephant gifts that people actually want
Frequently Asked Questions
- When is Administrative Professionals Day?
- It's the Wednesday of the last full week of April. Mark your calendar because forgetting this one will haunt you. These people have long memories.
- What's a good gift for an admin professional?
- Something indulgent they wouldn't buy for themselves. They spend all day taking care of everyone else's needs—give them something that's purely for their own enjoyment.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.