Sales Posters

You smile through rejection, celebrate wins nobody else understands, and somehow stay motivated when prospects ghost you. These stickers are the commission you actually deserve. Find the perfect posters for sales workers.

Why Posters for Sales

You've seen enough eagles soaring over mountains with captions about 'TEAMWORK' to last several lifetimes. Our posters are the antidote. They acknowledge the reality of work: that sometimes the only way to get through the day is to laugh at the absurdity of it all. These are the posters you actually want on your wall.

What You Get

  • +Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
  • +Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
  • +Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
  • +Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy

Who It's For

  • Sales Reps
  • Account Executives
  • SDRs
  • Sales Managers
  • Car Salespeople

Get First Access

Sales sticker collection in the works. Get on the list for early access. New poster designs drop regularly. Get on the list for first access to fresh wall art.

Perfect For

  • Home offices where you make the rules
  • Break rooms that need an attitude adjustment
  • Dorm rooms and apartments of new grads about to enter the workforce
  • Ironic gifts for managers who have those other posters
  • Any wall that deserves better than 'HANG IN THERE' cat

Frequently Asked Questions

What sales roles do you cover?
Sales reps, AEs, SDRs, managers, and car salespeople. If you've ever cold called, we've got you.
Are these about difficult customers?
Some reference the objections and ghosting. All in good fun - no hard sells here.
What sizes are available?
We offer 8x10, 11x14, and 18x24 options. From subtle desk addition to full wall statement - choose your own adventure.
Do they come framed?
Posters ship unframed but are standard sizes for easy framing. We recommend cheap frames from Target for that authentic corporate parody aesthetic.