Sales Mousepads
You smile through rejection, celebrate wins nobody else understands, and somehow stay motivated when prospects ghost you. These stickers are the commission you actually deserve. Find the perfect mousepads for sales workers.
Why Mousepads for Sales
You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.
What You Get
- +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- +Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Who It's For
- Sales Reps
- Account Executives
- SDRs
- Sales Managers
- Car Salespeople
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Get First Access
Sales sticker collection in the works. Get on the list for early access. New mousepad designs are coming. Get on the list and upgrade your desk game.
Perfect For
- Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
- Home offices where you control the vibe
- Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide
- Gamers who work to fund their hobby
- Anyone who stares at a screen all day and needs a laugh
Frequently Asked Questions
- What sales roles do you cover?
- Sales reps, AEs, SDRs, managers, and car salespeople. If you've ever cold called, we've got you.
- Are these about difficult customers?
- Some reference the objections and ghosting. All in good fun - no hard sells here.
- What size are the mousepads?
- Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
- Can I wash it?
- Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.