Pet Industry Calendars for Dog Groomers
You make dogs beautiful, deal with matted messes owners created, and somehow stay calm when Fluffy tries to bite. The perfect calendars for dog groomers.
Why Calendars for Dog Groomers
Dog grooming is animal handling meets artistry meets customer service. You transform dogs while managing their anxiety and their owners.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Pet Industry
You handle animals that don't want to be handled, translate pet behavior to confused owners, and somehow stay calm when you're covered in fur. These stickers are the treats you've earned.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Grooming aprons with personality
- Water bottles at work
- Tool stations
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Dog groomer stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about difficult dogs?
- Some are. Doodles get mentioned.
- Do you cover different grooming types?
- Breed cuts, creative, mobile - building content.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What pet industry roles do you cover?
- Dog groomers, vet assistants, dog walkers, and pet sitters. If you've been bitten by something cute, we've got you.