Pet Industry Calendars
You handle animals that don't want to be handled, translate pet behavior to confused owners, and somehow stay calm when you're covered in fur. These stickers are the treats you've earned. Find the perfect calendars for pet industry workers.
Why Calendars for Pet Industry
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Who It's For
- Dog Groomers
- Vet Assistants
- Dog Walkers
- Pet Sitters
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Get First Access
Pet industry sticker collection in development. Get on the list. Next year's calendar is in the works. Get on the list to be first in line for 365 days of relatable misery.
Perfect For
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- White elephant gifts that people actually want
- Anyone counting down to retirement, vacation, or the heat death of the universe
Frequently Asked Questions
- What pet industry roles do you cover?
- Dog groomers, vet assistants, dog walkers, and pet sitters. If you've been bitten by something cute, we've got you.
- Are these about difficult pet owners?
- Some reference the owner-pet dynamics. All in good fun - we love the animals.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.