Healthcare Stickers for Phlebotomists

You find veins that don't exist, calm patients who hate needles, and collect samples that save lives. One stick at a time. The perfect stickers for phlebotomists.

Why Stickers for Phlebotomists

Phlebotomy is an art and a science. You're judged on every stick, deal with difficult veins and difficult patients, and somehow make it look easy. These stickers celebrate that skill.

Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.

About Healthcare

For the ones who run on coffee, adrenaline, and a questionable amount of optimism. Healthcare workers don't just deserve a break - they deserve stickers that actually get it.

What You Get

  • +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Perfect For

  • Tourniquet pouches with style
  • Water bottles for hydration breaks
  • Badge reels that start conversations
  • Water bottles that need to make a statement
  • Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
  • Toolboxes that tell it like it is

Get First Access

Phlebotomist stickers in the works. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about bad veins?
Some are. We know the struggle of rolling veins and patients who 'just drank water.'
Do you have hospital vs outpatient humor?
We cover both. Different challenges, same skills.
Are these stickers actually waterproof?
Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
What healthcare professions do you have stickers for?
We cover nurses, CNAs, EMTs, paramedics, pharmacy techs, lab techs, phlebotomists, dental assistants, vet techs, doctors, surgeons, therapists, and more. Always expanding.