Healthcare Coasters for Phlebotomists
You find veins that don't exist, calm patients who hate needles, and collect samples that save lives. One stick at a time. The perfect coasters for phlebotomists.
Why Coasters for Phlebotomists
Phlebotomy is an art and a science. You're judged on every stick, deal with difficult veins and difficult patients, and somehow make it look easy. These stickers celebrate that skill.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
About Healthcare
For the ones who run on coffee, adrenaline, and a questionable amount of optimism. Healthcare workers don't just deserve a break - they deserve stickers that actually get it.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Tourniquet pouches with style
- Water bottles for hydration breaks
- Badge reels that start conversations
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
Get First Access
Phlebotomist stickers in the works. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about bad veins?
- Some are. We know the struggle of rolling veins and patients who 'just drank water.'
- Do you have hospital vs outpatient humor?
- We cover both. Different challenges, same skills.
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- What healthcare professions do you have stickers for?
- We cover nurses, CNAs, EMTs, paramedics, pharmacy techs, lab techs, phlebotomists, dental assistants, vet techs, doctors, surgeons, therapists, and more. Always expanding.